If you take a Voldemort to the zoo, he'll want a cotton candy. If you give him a cotton candy, he'll want a soda. If you give him a soda, he'll want world domination. If he get's world domination, run. If you run, you'll get caught. If you get caught, you'll be his slave. If you become his slave, he'll make you take him to the zoo, forgetting to lock the barn for the slaves. If he forget's to lock the door for the slaves, they'll run away. If they run away, he wont have world domination. If he doesn't have world domination, he'll want you to take him to the zoo. The end.